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Monday, January 17, 2011

Thinking of buying a goat?

  1. Goats are prohibited in most urban settings.
  2. A single goat will be a very unhappy, destructive goat and an accomplished escape artist.
  3. What will you do with him when he's done clearing your brush? You'll spend all the money you've saved housing and containing him, feeding him and ensuring he has adequate care, veterinary and otherwise. 
We come with our own custom containment system. We're healthy, happy and hungry and, by the time the novelty wears away, the brush is gone and so are we.  Avoid the hassles of owning.  Email us today!
P.S. If you have made the mistake of buying a goat and now you're both unhappy, please consider letting us adopt him/her -- in return, we'll give you a discounted price on our services for the lifetime of your friend.
Love, Dahlia and Donovan

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